The Most Buscemiest Thing In All Buscemidom

The Most Buscemiest Thing In All Buscemidom - 2017 - A? Hidahl

I've been a big fan of Steve Buscemi ever since the first time I saw Reservoir Dogs, back in the 90's.  He has always shown himself to be a very versatile actor, capable of believably portraying extremely complex characters, while bringing his own dynamic personal flavor.

This piece was created for my Stepson, who is currently making me VERY proud with his decision to attend film school!

Characters (left to right, top to bottom):

Randall, "Monsters, Inc."

Danny McGrath, "Billy Madison"

Mr. Pink, "Reservoir Dogs"

Anton Marvelton, "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone"

Lenny Wosniak, "30 Rock"

Dr. Romero, "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams"

Enoch "Nucky" Thompson, "Boardwalk Empire"

Buddy Holly, "Pulp Fiction"

Crazy Eyes, "Mr. Deeds"

Donny, "The Big Lebowski"

Dimensions: 27"x42"

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2017

Told You So 5: 8 Balled Eagle

Told You So 5: 8 Balled Eagle - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?

The Eagle has landed... the balled Eagle... the 8 Balled Eagle has landed

In all fairness, this could never be the current Oval Office... the doorknobs are too big for such tiny hands to grasp...

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2017

Gandhi, VICTORIOUS!!!

Gandhi, VICTORIOUS!!! - A. Hidahl - 2016 - ?

Gandhi, VICTORIOUS!!!

We've been lied to for decades...

Hitler didn't kill himself...

Gandhi did it.

The governments of the Allied Forces all agreed to change the narrative, to protect Gandhi's peaceful legacy, to the benefit of world history.

With time, truth will out, though, and now the truth must be told.

A Nazi Party rally in Munich, the setting for our "alternate ending" to the Western Front of WWII.

Gandhi strode headlong into the foray, riding atop a monstrosity liberated from Hitler's demented laboratories in Berlin; a gene-spliced spider/scorpion hybrid, weaponized with all the armaments needed to wipe out entire cities.  On it's head, kill counts for everything they had destroyed along the way.

In an epic rampage of wanton destruction, Gandhi marched across the square, guns and canons blazing, flamethrowers blasting their infernos, and Gandhi, himself, picking up the spares!

The Fuhrer made a break for an abandoned VW bug, but was quickly swept up and bisected with a screaming chainsaw by the bloodthirsty, vengeance-enraged arachnid tank!

And with that final deathstroke, the Western Front had been relieved of a tyrannical Fascist with tiny hands...

... but for how long?

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2016

Old

Old

It's not uncommon for me to wonder what the world and I will be like when I get old...

... when my eyes are clouded with cataracts, and my hair is stark white...

... when my skin is (more) wrinkled...

... will my mind remain intact?

... will my hands still work?

What will life teach me?

How will my life define me?

How will I have defined my life?

What will be recognizable of the world, as it is now?

... and where the FUCK did I put my GODDAMN KEYS?!?!?!?!?!?!

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2016

New Vocabulary: White Whine

Colorado Puff

Colorado Puff - A. Hidahl - 2015 - ?

Smoking in the car

Take a COLORADO puff!

Light the bowl

and fill your lungs!

Don't stop

Until you can't take any more!

Put the bong aside

And choke on the dirty air!

Hold it for a second

And release!

Empty your lungs

And fill the car with ease!

Load the bowl again

And pass it to your best friend!

Give him a light

And let him get bent!

Chill with some music

And a view of the sunset!

Before you grab some dinner

And get your favorite Mexican plate!

But first,

One more rip

So we can really

TASTE this shit!

Fill your stomach

And feel good!

 This Friday,

Next Friday,

We'll grab some food

After we smoke some bud!

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2015

Every Sunrise and Sunset

I want to see

Every sunrise

And every sunset

With you.

The world melts away

When I sit

In Peace

With you.

This poem
Has no determinable meter
And is even missing punctuation
But I don't care

That part
Is there
Because I love
The way you laugh!

But I'll keep
This chaotic word salad going
Because I love it
When you smile!

And I know
That your eyes shine
When you
Think of me

So you can come
back here at any given
time

And think of me

And laugh

And smile

Again.

A Good Laugh!

**This post will be updated as new stuff is made**




A good laugh is one of the things that always makes one's day better and brighter, on ANY given day!  It is in that vein that I decided to start this string.

With that in mind, I realize that not everyone has the same idea as to what is funny, what is insulting, what is absurd, and what is considered to be 'tasteful'.  Some of this material may be insulting, or 'tasteless', or 'lame'... but who really cares?  Some people LIKE 'lame' things!  Some people LIKE 'tasteless' things!  Some people LIKE 'absurd' things!  Some people LIKE insulting things!  As mentioned in my last post, being a big fan of satire, I am no stranger to the utilization of 'objectionable material' as a means to get a laugh, as long as it makes a valid point (as seen, for example, in the BRILLIANT satire, "The Onion Movie").

One thing, however, that you will NOT see in my work are things that are RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC, HOMO/TRANSPHOBIC, ISLAMOPHOBIC, OR ANTI-SEMITIC!  Racism and the other aforementioned perversions are a plague on humanity, and I refuse to stoop to such a pathetic low as to endorse these topics.  Racists and homophobes are abominations against society.

With that in mind, please enjoy this gallery!



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WHERE'S BRETT?!?!?!

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When Gods talk about the horror stories that came with raising their kids

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A not-so long time ago, in a city not-so far away...

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