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Showing posts with label villains. Show all posts
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Friday, April 7, 2017

Villain Comics #17: Origin of Black Friday

Villain Comics #17: Origin of Black Friday - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?


Friday Black started out as a great employee at Walton Mart; but after a while, she grew insubordinate.

She started raising concerns about the working standards.  She started asking for more pay.  She started complaining about one of her coworkers "harassing" her.

The managers were running out of ways to tell her, the complaints wouldn't go anywhere.

More than once, she was caught talking to coworkers about forming a union... and she was promptly reprimanded for her arrogance!

... and then... Black Friday...

... the day after Thanksgiving...

... the busiest shopping day of the year!

She was warned about the sudden swarm of customers that were about to enter the store...

She knew the risks, when she signed on...

But she was unprepared for the barrage of shoppers, and the dumbass associate got trampled in the middle of the fervor.  The post-holiday holiday crowd was so thick, her nearly-dead body wasn't even found or mentioned for three hours; and she was in the middle of the aisle! 

It serves her right, though... she was a "troublemaker."  Although, if she had died, Walton Mart would have made more than a few million on the "dead peasant" insurance they had taken out on her life... not only did she cost the gracious employer hundreds of thousands of dollars in "worker's compensation" (pronounced, "welfare"), she cost the company several MILLION dollars by not dying!  The sheer nerve of her is astounding!

That was five years ago...

... and now, the higher-ups have started to go missing, and a few have turned up horribly mangled; as though they had been put through a meat grinder whole.

Walton Mart Executive, Steven Tyco, was only able to be identified by the titanium shaft that had been put in his leg after a skiing accident; and even the shaft was mangled, almost beyond recognition.

It is yet unknown for sure, whether or not these attacks and disappearances are the work of Friday Black, but her fingerprints have been found in some very incriminating places, where people have gone missing.

If not Friday, then who is responsible for these acts against the benevolent rulers of Walton Mart???

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Villain Comics #29: Heathen and the Abomination

Villain Comics #29: Heathen and the Abomination - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?

It was a calm night at Camp Urnadagay...

... the day's activities had ended...

... only three campers had committed suicide; a new record!

Dinner was delicious!

The campers were passionately trying to pray away their gay tendencies, as The LORD and their parents demanded of them.

... but then, a yellow glow emerged, beneath the Chaplain's quarters...

... a glow that quickly turned into a BLAZE, which encompased most of the camp, but miraculously did not take the lives of any campers!

Jesse Scott's brother had arrived to prise his kin from the safety and inclusion of the camp, before the word of GOD had permeated his sinful, ugly, homogay soul; leaving him as an ABOMINATION against The LORD!

Dubbing himself, "The Heathen," the Godless Atheist has come to DEMOLISH the church, in a self-righteous assault on God, himself!

Jesse had been resistant to the teachings of Jesus, earning the name, "The Abomination," by the God-fearing Christian camp counselors; many of whom had abandoned their own sinful gay lifestyles, themselves!

Now, without the loving glow of Christ, who will save The Abomination from his own perversions???





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Thursday, March 23, 2017

Villain Comics #29: Octotank

Villain Comics #29: Octotank - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?


Four weeks have passed, and nobody can find The Mechanic...

Nobody expected the carnage that would ensue, when his mechanical dinosaurs stampeded through fifteen GloboMultinational Banks locations, reducing them to rubble before self-destructing...

So... where's he been since then?

He's been working on something... bigger... stronger... impenetrable... 

A mechanical juggernaut unlike anything else ever invented...

... but now, it's time... 

The world will soon quake, when Wall Street is torn asunder by this epic monstrosity and engineering marvel!

The Mechanic grins menacingly, with the world's first miniscule glimpse of...

OCTOTANK!!!

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Villain Comics #7: The Siege of Bastille

Villain Comics #7: The Siege of Bastille - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?

July 14th, 2017...

Our righteous saviors, the Billionaires, attend their annual event, The Bastille Day Ball...

Attendees dress as "the poors," to walk a mile in their shoes for a night; while dining on the finest catered delights, prepared by the nation's greatest chefs...

The gathering, as usual, is a smashing success!!!

... until...

A gurgling scream is heard from across the ballroom, as guests are showered with blood...

... Bastille raises her still-dripping axe high in the air, screaming, "DEATH TO THE OLIGARCHS!!!"

What follows is a blood-soaked slaughter of the Gods of our society; a slashing, crashing, gashing, hacking rampage that leaves body parts strewn so far and wide, authorities may never be able to fully re-assemble the pieces!

She's still out there...

Ruminating... plotting... planning her next strike against the elite...

... but where did she come from?

What caused her to snap against those who hold our futures in their hands?

... and who, if anyone, can stop her?




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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Excerpt From Villain Comics #3

Excerpt From Villain Comics #3 - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?


Some call him a monster...

Others cheer his wanton destruction, focused on those in elite society...

Everyone calls him a genius.

His exploits have rendered all country clubs uninsurable for a hundred mile radius, rendering them shuddered and closed.

... but with nowhere left to avoid "the poors," what will the elite do to fight back against this Nihilist, so as to maintain their elevation above the rest of "them?"

Who will step forward to defend high society, and vanquish this formidable foe?!





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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Milkman

The Milkman - A? Hidahl - 2017 - ?

Through the dark of night, the milkman comes...

to bomb...

to destroy...

to set ablaze, the institutions that bind society together!

Our banks, police stations, courts, and many retailers have all been reduced to cinders!

Can anybody save us from this Anarchist???

Who will step forward and do what needs to be done???




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